There is a place in England called The House of Lords
It’s not the one David played to please them with chords.
One of the most well-known lords is Lord Alan Sugar
He often called people a little bugger
He lived in an East London council flat
He impressed from a young age with his chit-chat
At school he was called a mop head
But this didn’t make him stop in bed
He started his own company involving computers
And became many people’s tutors
He went on to star in a business reality show
It always came on TV when it could snow
They would compete to make get the lord a business stake
Sometimes the candidates would make him say oh for god’s sake.
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