There is a place in England called The House of Lords

It’s not the one David played to please them with chords.

One of the most well-known lords is Lord Alan Sugar

He often called people a little bugger

He lived in an East London council flat

He impressed from a young age with his chit-chat

At school he was called a mop head

But this didn’t make him stop in bed

He started his own company involving computers

And became many people’s tutors

He went on to star in a business reality show

It always came on TV when it could snow

They would compete to make get the lord a business stake

Sometimes the candidates would make him say oh for god’s sake.

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